My friend Anthony Giffen reblogged this on his tumblr blog.  I liked them, so here they are!  Happy New Year, everyone!

Q:
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A:
Open the fridge door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q:
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A:
Open the fridge door, let the giraffe out, put the elephant
in, then close the door.
Q:
The Lion King is having an animal conference. All the
animals are there except one, who doesn’t show up?
A:
The elephant; he is in the fridge.
Q:
You have to cross the river where the crocodiles live. You
have no weapons and no boats, how do you do it?
A:
Just swim across it. The crocs are at the animal conference,
remember?
Q:
Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
A:
Someone threw a fridge at him.
Q:
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A:
He was holding onto the first one.
Q:
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A:
He was watching the first two and thought it was a game.
Q:
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
A:
He was hit by three falling koalas and a fridge.
Q:
How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper?
A:
Four, two in the front two in the back.
Q:
How many giraffes fit in a Mini Cooper?
A:
None, the Mini Cooper’s full of elephants.
Q:
How can you tell when there’s an elephant in your fridge?
A:
Footprints in the butter.
Q:
How can you tell when there’s two elephants in your fridge?
A:
They giggle when the door’s closed.
Q:
How can you tell when there’s three elephants in your fridge?
A:
It’s getting hard to close the door.
Q:
How can you tell when there are four elephants in your
fridge?
A:
There’s a Mini Cooper parked outside.
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